Nobody down here but the FBI's most UNwanted.

The mysterious, the paranormal, the unknown, UFO's, conspiracies, mothman, big foot, bees, NICAP, Majestic 12, the Anasazi, sideshows, tourist traps, women who study bugs, inbred hicks, Rendelshem, Roswell/Area 51, Tanguska, Kecksburg, el chupacabra, people who get fused into rocks, ice picks, WHERE THE HELL IS MY SISTER YOU CIGARETTE-SMOKING BASTARD?!?! nah it won't matter by season 5....

by Mark Snow

Keystone Cops (it's on every channel), Close Encounters, Evolution

History's Mysteries, Unsolved Mysteries, COPS, Unexplained Mysteries, The Dick Van Dyke Show (ahem...reference: Rob and Laura Petrie), Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? (with host Jonathan Frakes, TV's Commander-Screw-the-Prime-Directive/Screw-Me-Riker! also the director of Clockstoppers, believe it or not...), Ripley's Believe It or Not! (with host Dean Cain, TV's Lois and Clark's Clark! Did you know: Robert Ripley was born LeRoy Ripley, and was the man who decided the Great Wall is visible from the moon?), Beyond Bizarre, Mysterious Mysteries, Twin Peaks

Why Don't You Do Your Best